Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Randomize