remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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