I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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