Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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