You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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