Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
i black out too much to be "responsible"
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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