What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I queefed so loud it echoed.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
