I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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