I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
If I had your ass I would rule the world
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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