mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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