how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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