He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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