called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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