all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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