doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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