if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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