i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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