Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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