Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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