Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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