you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
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