On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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