Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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