I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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