I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
everyone is single if you try hard enough
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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