dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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