even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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