How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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