Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
no you cant smoke seaweed
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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