You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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