all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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