He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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