yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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