yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
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