Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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