Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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