It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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