She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
don't judge my taste in strippers
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
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