What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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