I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Shame - the story of my life.
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