she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I can't turn off my feet"
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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