break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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