Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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