When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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