Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
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