I'm gonna have a badass scar
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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