I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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