GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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