Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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