if i can run in heels then i can drive
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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