My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Shame - the story of my life.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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