Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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