ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Randomize