I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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