do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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