But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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